How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 


thekidsfromyesterdayx:

ocbishez:

thegirlfromlastnight:

justatease:

officially my favourite post <3

actually the cooliest post on tumblr

This literally made me smile so much!

this is the beeeeest thing ever fjfvhdkchdj

(Source: boywonder99)

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

  • you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
  • there is more than one kind of cool
  • if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
  • not all food is edible
  • who cares

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

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eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)


flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

swedish politics: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…